sugar-dice-and-everything-nice:
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
Blessed is the spud
Gimme the luck
never pass the potato
I’m not ignoring the potato
rbing this again to add that, not to be totally superstitious but the day after reblogging this i literally got offered TWO jobs….all hail the potato…..

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.
I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close
i’ve got so much i need to do and want to do but energy is such a fickle resource. i’m tired.
oh-frederik-what-a-day-its-been:
Was I the one scrolling this post like “surely this is going to be the last one”
Omega level candles are the only thing keeping the horrors at bay.
i blog for girls who were deeply lonely in elementary school and stayed that way
“you wear that a lot” yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
brown works so hard and does so much and everyone is so mean to her. coffee chocolate hair leather tea wood eyes broth a warm coat autumn leaves caramelized onions the crust on a loaf of bread. all things good and warm and kind are brown. bitch!
If i had wings i would WRAP THEM around my FRIENDS. REAL TIGHT btw.
here your daily reminder that you’re awesome and that YOU matter!
Wish I knew how to edit the orb pondering image so it’s dance fucker dance john arbuckle inside the orb.
here you go i guess
I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor
They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it’s natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don’t be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.















